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Reblogged from copperbooms

copperbooms:

when i was younger i thought “peanut butter and jelly” meant like peanut butter and this

and i was so distraught because i was like why the fuck would anyone eat peanut butter with that and on bread none the less what is wrong with people and why is this such a popular meal then i learnt that jelly in america actually means jam 

funny story about this!

i’m half american (though i’ve never been there), and i’ve been raised with an odd mismash of slang in my vocabulary. jam has always been jam to me, but jelly (aus.) was always jello (am.). jelly, as far as i was concerned, was that medical cream you get from the pharmacy for burns/skin conditions/what have you. the really thick cream in tubs (or sometimes in those toothpaste-esq tubes)

to this day we’re not quite sure how that happened.

(via doov)


Reblogged from h3r35y
mysnakeissolid: nepets: dewottsunglasses: tc-city: h3r35y: hole hole hole hole hole hole

mysnakeissolid:

nepets:

dewottsunglasses:

tc-city:

h3r35y:

hole

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Reblogged from philsoncoulip

murrehtrishoos:

genuinelycornflakes:

genuinelycornflakes:

genuinelycornflakes:

philsoncoulip:

what was up with Andrew’s bowtie tonight.

it looks sad

is that a regular tie

that is a regular tie 

tied up

as a bow tie

oh my god andrew

did you fucking wear a regular tie

and then get embarrassed when everyone else was wearing a bowtie

and try to fix it

ladies and gentlemen

andrew hussie continues to inspire us all

(via kikiarty)


Reblogged from thirtymuses

avengersmovieconfessions:

wishurn:

dead-squirrel:

thirtymuses:

AVENGERS FANS.

YOU. MUST. SEE. THIS.


THIS CAST IS SO PERFECT OMG

crying

a lot

There are no words to describe how beautiful this video is.  

I thought you guys would enjoy this :D


Reblogged from savethewales

savethewales:

Avengers’ New Groove Masterpost.

(via avengersmovieconfessions)



Reblogged from shutupanddiehl
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shutupanddiehl:


Reblogged from starkreactor
moriatea: wassamattawityucca: Ahhhhhh, they signed as their characters! Tony’s signature is ridiculously big and gaudy. Lulz Also, Clint’s little arrow. Abububu. <3 Oh gosh wow this is way too cute. omg

moriatea:

wassamattawityucca:

Ahhhhhh, they signed as their characters!

  • Tony’s signature is ridiculously big and gaudy. Lulz
  • Also, Clint’s little arrow. Abububu. <3

Oh gosh wow this is way too cute.

omg

(via kikiarty)


Reblogged from zombiepeas

the difference between DC & Marvel

  • Bruce Wayne: Secret identities are important - it protects who you are and the ones you love.
  • Tony Stark: YOLO


Reblogged from wrennyjen
  • Weather forecast: 18 degrees with sunshine.
  • English Person: Quick let's get the BBQ, paddling pool and deck chairs out, let me go get my shorts and flip flops oh and don't forget the sun tan cream factor 50.
  • WELSH PERSON: What is this strange, bright light? Oh my God, get inside children, get inside, it could be dangerous, have we got anything to protect ourselves, no, only raincoats, oh help, what's this odd feeling, I'm not cold, it must be what we've read about... warmth.
  • SCOTTISH PERSON: WIT THE FUCK IS THAT
  • Texas Person: Oh God. OH GOD. WHERE DID THE WARMTH GO? JESUS SAVE US ALL. HURRY TO CHURCH AND PRAY, CHILDREN, PRAY THAT THIS FROZEN LANDSCAPE SOON THAWS.
  • Northern Australian Person: ITS FUCKING FREEZING!


I JUST TEAMED UP WITH A GIANT

TO FIGHT A DRAGON

AND WHEN WE KILLED IT, THE GIANT SALUTED ME

AND WALKED OFF

#SKAYRIM